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The Astronaut-Saint's Soliloquy [and other random tales]
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The only advice I can give to you darlin’… When somebody opens their heart to you, don’t act like cleopatra’s asshole
My brain works off of an ancient power grid so I have blackouts all of the time
I don’t kiss the bottle, I make out with it[…]

antirecords:

Folk singer Richie Havens died this Monday. He was 72 years old. Havens gained international recognition when he opened the Woodstock Festival with a phenomenally soulful cathartic rendition of his song “Freedom” based on the old spiritual “Motherless Child.” If you haven’t seen this clip, you should watch it.

respect.

It’s a short pier and a long walk home.
I am tired. I am so tired that my eyes are flames, all I see is red. Somebody save me from the monotony of an overnight shift at work…

effervescentepiphany:

yourvoiceinnovember:

bana05:

rhamphotheca:

underthevastblueseas: Underwater Rivers?

A group of amateur cave explorers discovered a river in Mexico with banks, trees and leaves just like an ordinary river, but with an additional metric shit ton of “WTF,” because they were hovering 25 feet over it in scuba gear when they discovered it.

While underwater water doesn’t seem possible, the “river” is actually a briny mix of salt water and hydrogen sulfide. It’s much more dense than regular salt water, so it sinks to the bottom and forms a distinct separation that acts and flows like a river.

Deep sea lakes look like normal lakes, complete with sandy and rocky shores. Scientist call these lakes “cold seeps,” but they’re a hotbed for life, because apparently waterfront real estate is a hot commodity under water, too. The “rocky” shores are actually made up of hundreds of thousands of mussels. Even weirder, the lakes under the waves have waves of their own.

Photos by Anatoly Beloshchin,source,

This planet, mayne…

They discovered the goo lagoon from spongebob

the water JUST NEVER ENDS

holy shit…

(via jcartist)

under-radar-mag:

For the past several years The Flaming Lips’ track “Do You Realize??” has served as the official rock song for the band’s home state of Oklahoma.

My crazy-awesome friend Kliph to the right of Wayne; representing our hometown Lawrence, Ks in the flaming lips since the Yoshimi era. And people thought kansas was just for sunflowers, wheat fields and cows…

You really are going bald, I guess you could always trim off the massive amount of pubic hair you have and tape it to your head, it’d be like having a jheri curl.
Jared’s one liners
Jared: I’d say I would suck his cock but it’d be taken completely out of context and people would think I’m gay.
Danny: I don’t see anybody thinking that, you do have a girlfriend after all.
Mathew: well obviously you’ve never heard of a ‘gay beard’.
Jared: Is that the thing on your face right now?
Well apparently I can’t have a rational conversation with Mathew, because he’s always wearing women’s pants that are so tight they cutoff the circulation to his testicles and it would appear one of the main side effects is copious amounts of estrogen being released into his veins….
Jared’s one liners
What are we in an Anne Hathaway movie?!
Jared’s one liners
Goddamn Mathew, are you more sensitive when you’re wearing women’s jeans?
Jared’s one liners
Jesus! Why don’t you grab your guitar and play a Radiohead song to tell me how you really feel…
Jared’s one liners

martinekenblog:

Paula Bonet

This is a beautiful piece.

(via asphaltforest)